Are you a G-String Diva?
There aren't many guys in this world who wouldn't enjoy a lap dance from their girlfriend, so it behooves you to perfect this man-melting, tantalizing technique. And if you lose that Internet job, you'll always have something to fall back on. It's a joke! Anyway, like traditional stripping, the lap dance is all about the tease -- exciting him by letting him look, but not touch.
If you're in the privacy of your own home, you can make up your own rules, but do like the professionals do: Keep your guy fully clothed and make sure you're only wearing a G-string and stilettos. Absolutely forbid him from touching you (although you can touch him) -- it'll give you a sexy, powerful feeling, and seeing your naked body but not being able to put his hands on it will make him crazy with desire.
Set the stage with some sexy music -- slow and sensual usually is best. Have your boyfriend sit in a chair, preferably a sturdy one with arms. Start about three feet in front of him, swaying your hips as you would with a Hula Hoop. Dance toward him and once you're right in front of him, place one foot on the floor between his feet, and the other on the arm of the chair. Grind slowly and seductively to the music, stroke your breasts, and make eye contact. When he starts to lean forward to get a closer view, push him back (if necessary, remind him of the "no touching" rule). If you have long hair, run it up and down his chest and between his legs. Put your hands on the arms of the chair and lean your breasts into him, rubbing them over his face and down his body, but always pulling back to tease him. Turn around, straddle his legs, and wiggle your bottom. If you like, playfully slap your tush a few times for added emphasis. Chances are, you'll be lucky if you get this far before your guy, bursting with lust, breaks the rules and turns your lapdance into the mattress mambo.
